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[Family Guy Quiz Time]

THIS IS NOT A FAIR QUIZ! THIS ISN'T MEANT FOR FAMILY GUY FANS, IT'S MEANT FOR SETH MACFARLANE HIMSELF! HELL, I'D BE SURPRISED IF EVEN HE COULD FIGURE IT OUT! LET'S GO THROUGH WHY YOU GOT SUCH A HORRIBLE RATING:
THE QUESTIONS ARE NEAR IMPOSSIBLE; -1 STAR
IT INSULTS YOU FOR GETTING A BAD RATING; -1 STAR
THE QUIZ IS CASE SENSITIVE; -1/2 A STAR
IT TALKS ABOUT OLD EPISODES THAT NEVER COME ON ANYMORE; -1/2 A STAR
THE WORDS ARE DIFFICULT TO READ; -1/2 A STAR
IT ASKS QUESTIONS ABOUT THINGS THAT AREN'T EVEN IN THE SHOW; - 1 STAR
IT SAYS THAT I AM NOT A TRUE FAN BECAUSE I DIDN'T MANY OF THE WORTHLESS QUESTIONS RIGHT; -1/2 A STAR.
NOW, IN CASE YOU'RE TOO STUPID TO DO MATH (WHICH IS LIKELY) THAT ALL ADDS UP TO 0 STARS, WHICH IS WHAT I GAVE YOU.

Plebbi responds:

Hahahhaha ;D.... You know even though it's 7 years later This really cracks me up ;D

[Pogo Swing!]

Addictive, enjoyable, lots of variety, challenge, excitement to reach the last upgrade, and lots more keep this game among the best in flash games ever made. I have just one complaint: you can't actually use the rocket seat! If you were actually able to use the seat, this game would be a perfect 5, but I'm deducting half a point for that devastating disappointment.

[DynaDan (Redone)]

I found this game to be quite enjoyable, but also quite bland. I understand you're just starting out with game making, but once you're more advanced, I suggest adding: better level visuals, A better variety of enemies, multiple weapons, and different hazards. I also find the blinking blocks a little annoying, but that may just be me. I look forward to see what comes from you in the future, because you have great potential.

sampearce8 responds:

thanks again man!

[Goku vs. Superman]

I feel like once you learn how to use the software better, we can expect great things from you. This game definitely has potential, but with just two characters with one strange attack, bland menus, and no computer to fight against, this game bites the dust. A few things you can add, some of which were mentioned above, include: character voices, new moves, new characters, new stages, better menus, and computer control. Look up the game super smash flash for reference. I really look forward to the games from you in the future.

sampearce8 responds:

thank you for your response. and you're one of the few people on here that understands that I'm a beginner.

[Sands of the Coliseum]

This game is extremely fun, but it feels like a Swords and Sandals rip off.